tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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