Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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