at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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