This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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