Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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