sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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