i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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