No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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