As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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