I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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