Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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