it's great music for shaving your balls
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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