you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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