i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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