He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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