god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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