dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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