after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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