quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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