Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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