Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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