it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
