Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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