It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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