I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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