so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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