We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
