Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
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