How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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