Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Is Oprah even human
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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