one two three fourrrrnication!
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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