I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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