he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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