I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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