Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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