you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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