i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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