Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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