i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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