remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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