TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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