gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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