I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
You made out with two different species that night
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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