i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
