Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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