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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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