i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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