from now on my penis is your penis
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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