now i know why i became what i already was.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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