she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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